Going into Valentine’s day empty-handed is a sure-fire way to end up on the couch and whilst the majority of couches nowadays are extremely ergonomic chances are the excitement of living room sleepovers will wear thin, pretty quick. So why not get your better half the gift that keeps on giving...back to you. If you play your cards right.
Enter SERVD, the hilarious real-life card game that’ll have your partner running for the hills!
The cards vary in intensity (and risk), and the game itself has a super simple mechanic… All you do is:
- Agree to a timeframe (a week, a month, a year)
- Split the cards up.
- Start playing.
Here’s our TOP 8 CARDS that you will be so excited to play, you’ll set up camp next to the letterbox in anticipation.
The Pamper Me Card
In the current climate going to the day spa isn’t always possible or the best idea. So if you can’t go to the day spa then bring the day spa to you.
With 1 x employee aka your significant other and one V happy client AKA you.
Cute at first, now it’s just annoying. Time cap that shit with this card.
Your time starts now… Go
The Last Beer Card
Does your S/O like to Party?
Hmmmmm. Betya thought they’d grow out of it. Instead, they just go harder and longer, kinda like the Hulk and as their mental capacity deteriorates their tolerance to alcohol just gets stronger and stronger. Well, look no further than The Last Beer Card. Not only giving you the ability to pull rank and call it a night but also ensure they’re feeling fresh for their Zumba class in the morning. Which leads me to our next card.
Couples who Zumba together stay together. It’s basically science and this card ensures they’ll not only give your most favourite thing in the world a red hot crack, but also act like they’re loving it!
Shoutout to the ladies & gents with messy bae's, this one's for you!
So picture this. It’s Saturday morning and you’ve just cleaned the whole house (or micro-unit if you live in Sydney, New York or Hong Kong) and everything is sparkling. Nek minute boyfie goes and clips his beard in your freshly cleaned bathroom, contaminating the entire area. End the pain with this bad boy and make him accountable. The bathroom doesn’t clean itself… it’s not a cat.
Cue girlfriends secretly installing Find My Friends on their boyfriend’s phones. This one’s FTB. Yeah, the boys! Attend Jono’s bucks with no repercussions, your grand final party...click attending and tell Dave you’ll be there, all thanks to this card. Just know, she has an army of spies watching your every move. Have fun but not too much fun…
The Food Envy Card
Perfectly played at your Valentine’s Day dinner. Picture this. You’re at a Thai joint but there’s a carbonara on the menu that’s screaming your name. You take a chance, feeling festive and it comes out looking like cat vom. You should have known better but we all make mistakes. Go on, get your Pad Thai with this card and leave your partner committing carbicide on their Asian infused carbonara. Nom nom nom.
The Grumpy Pants Card
What're your least favourite pants your boyfie wears?
His cranky pants! LOL.
So next time he’s donning them, get him to take em off - stat. Ideally played when he has a temper tantrum in public. A guaranteed mood-lifter for almost everyone involved!
It’s a must-have and the ultimate V-Day banger for any couple looking for a good laugh with their significant other. Ultimately shaking things up, inserting some fun, laughter and strategy into everyday life.